hoping you will come and untangle me one of these days

hokeyfright:

The Philadelphia Phillies used children’s drawings of the starting lineup on the scoreboard in place of their official photos. [deadspin]

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(Source: lifebooker)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.

—Eric Thomas (via karibu-nyumbani)

(Source: natural-lifters)